Friday, August 20, 2010

How would YOU break up with your girlfriend?

call her fat and run


tell her that you're moving to idaho


dont hang out with her making ur excuse ';im playing halo'; every time


tell her to get cancer


draw a picture of urself eating her favorite animal


eat her favorite animal


punch her


burn her whole wardrobe


go to dr phil


force her to watch happy tree friends





??????How would YOU break up with your girlfriend?
im not a guy.How would YOU break up with your girlfriend?
i would say ,,,,baby I'm sorry but this just isn't going to work with us.....why because i seen your picture last night on Americas most wanted ....
Here are some good ones:


http://www.bofads.com/stories/breakup2.h鈥?/a>
';Hey I just realised I'm not gay after all';.





If you're a guy, tell her you just realised you ARE gay.
the playing halo excuse.


happy tree friends is awesome! I love it!


=]
I'd write her a breakup poem or maybe a song.





Bill's Breakup Verse


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -


We've been going out some time


So this is hard to say


But I think that you and I


Have reached our final day





So while there will be thoughts of you


Always in my heart


I'll give you one last embrace before


We forever part





I may see you tomorrow though


I'm coming by at eight


Your younger sister asked me out


We're going on a date...
tsktsktsk...grow some ballz and tell her in person. gosh.
burn her whole wardrobe
I wouldn't, I have my dream girl!
not

How should I break up with my girlfriend?

I have been dating her for over a year. I'm 27 and she's 25, but she is incredibly childish and selfish, and I can't deal with it anymore. My main concern is that she has really bad anxiety/depression issues, and I'm concerned that this is going to have a huge impact on her. I do care about her, but I literally have to do everything for her, from picking her up every time we go out, to making her pizza at 3 A. M. when she's drunk, to getting her a glass of water which is ten feet away. She won't do anything herself, she just whines until I do it. She's incredibly needy and selfish, but I don't want to hurt her.How should I break up with my girlfriend?
That sucks, why did you date her for this long. I dunno what to tell you coz it would suck for her. Did you tell her that all these things she does bother you. Reason I ask is that, if you suddenly just tell her you are breaking up with her and she is oblivious to the fact that she is annoying and childish she would be in shock!


Then it would seem like you never gave her a chance to correct herself.





Honestly there is no good way to break up with someone and people are going to be upset and depressed but it is something she needs to deal with. You really can't do anything but if you know her friends may be you can keep in touch with her best friend to make sure she is doing ok.





Don't be with the girl coz you feel bad for her. Thats my advice :)


In your scenario, I'd say sucks to be her and sucks to be you but oh well relationships are not forever some are doomed to fail and some are meant to last forever.How should I break up with my girlfriend?
Be honest, but gentle. Tell her you feel she has become unhealthily dependent and you feel she needs to develop some self-reliance and independence. Or, you could say you've grown apart/want different things. A no-blame reason is best, preferably one she can't argue with. Her anxiety/depression is not your responsibility and she needs to get treatment. Maybe you could speak to a close friend of hers so they are ready to offer her support?
maybe the best way is to tell her the truth that wouldnt hurt her as bad as lying
have sex with another woman in her bed. it works everytime. Act like you are real sorry and tell her you couldn't help it. She will still break up with you but she is the one breaking up not you.
just say go away i want to break up with you u childish girl.........she made u hurt didnt she? u ARE not her slave boyfriend...why not find a nice gal in ur age..u said u cant deal with her just say ';im dumping u';
Some people confuse panic anxiety disorder with selfishness. It really isn't the same thing. If you cannot deal with the chemical imbalance that she has, I suggest you tell her right away so that she can find someone who will love her unconditionally, with all of her flaws.
Even though she has depression issues, all you can do is break up as gently but as firmly as you could. She holds her future in her own hands and needs to begin to deal with life. You are supposed to be her bf not the literal knight in shining armour.





Do not feel guilty for doing what's best for you. It makes no sense to stay with someone who is only taking from you because one day you will have no more to give someone else or even yourself.





A relationship is supposed to be two ppl who are giving to each other. One being strong in time when the other is weak. I am sure in your 'weak' moments you are alone, then what is her purpose in your life???





I know it is harsh but it is true. Just be gentle, let her know why, so that maybe she can change eventually. But do it, do not be taken in by false promises.
the trick is to make her think it is her Idea, do things like forget to call and don't have sex with her anymore, be a big pain in the *** so she breaks up with you
Just be firm with her.
She is manipulating you, and she's good at it. There is nothing you can do to make this easy. Just do it. But if your gonna do it. You need to walk away completely, no matter what she pulls. No contact. Good luck with that.
How did you manage to last this long? Be gentle and honest! Good luck!
wow


sounds like a little kid syndrome


is she the youngest in her family


wow she seems like she needs attention


i dealt with that before


and its hard to break away


but in due time u will realize she s not for u


cuz its not fair for u too pamper and be there for her every needs when she could simply do it herself





i suggest for u to talk about your situation


explain to her how u feel and how da the relationship is





if u she doesnt show progress then its time to leave and for her to watch
She's controlling you and you're right about wanting to get out of it. If she gets depressed about it then you should tell her parents so that they can help her through it. Break it to her gently, and don't bother to say anything about her being a selfish brat, that will just aggravate the situation. (I would suggest going to her parents first to tell them before she has the chance to bad mouth you) Good luck!
Do it easy, tell her that you just don't think that you guys are going any were, that you would like to be friends still(say it even if you don't want to be) its just not workin out. Don't point out any flaws that she has it will hurt her even more.
be with her and hope that one day she realizes u
If you love her, maybe you should talk about what bothers you; maybe she doesn't realize what she does.





If you've already done that, or you don't think there is any chance. If you're not in love, and the relationship isn't working; be honest and let her know that. Unfortunately, no matter what you say, its going to hurt her, and probably you a little bit. Just be kind, say everything without malice, and let go. You will find the perfect fishy that won't ***** and complain!
If you really want to end things with her you'll have to be firm - if she has problems with anxiety and depression she might use them against you to try and keep you. You have your own life to live and shouldn't have to do everything for her, relationships are about giving as well as taking. I know you don't want to hurt her but if you want to get on with your own life you're gonna have to! Good luck with it all anyway! :-)
I think you should tell her that you think it's time for you to move on but tell her that your still gonna be her friend. You dont really have to be her good friend just someone who is there to say hey im here if you wanna talk. Since she has the whole depression thing goin on. Dont worry about hurting her...she has to get over it sometime....it'll all work out tho...i promise.......it has to...Good luck............
Just dump her... She should learn to grow-up!!!
Tell her just the way you feel!! Honesty is always the policy, and sometimes the truth hurts!! But, you will feel much better about yourself!!
Ask yourself this question: If you really care about this person, what is the best solution to this problem. The answer is this: Tell her that she needs to grow up and be an adult, not a child AND Be truthfully.





As for the relationship, it takes two to make a relationship work and all relationship is build on respect, trust and communication!





Good Luck!
well have you tried talking to her about her attitude, if that doesn't work then start doing less things for her but don't be a jerk either and do nothing if she doesn't get the idea then dump her gently
get on with your life ! you are on the verge of having';WELCOME'; tattooed on your chest
You shouldn't stay with someone just because you're worried about how she'll react... remember, she was fine BEFORE you and she'll be okay afterwards. Honestly, can you even see yourself marrying this girl?





Yeah, that's what I thought.





Just dump her already and if it makes it easier, make her hate you by sleeping around or something... sure, it's not right to be a man whore, but it's not right to be with this chick either.
If you guys are not living together, just stop coming by, and let her know. If you are living together, as much as it hurt pack your stuff and have your key to your new place in hand, then tell her that you are leaving have a nice life. You only put up with behavior that you allow into your life. Its too short find someone that is more compatible with you. Regardless of what you do or say she will be hurt, tht is all apart of life hard knocks.
You have to wake her up complete! make her realize how much she is very silly. It will work if she woke up and realize how much she made a lot of mistakes, who knows shes the one after you make her from blind herself.
start taking in charge even tho men should run after gals LOL!!!! she is probely used to this runnin after er aint she!!!! so start sayin no stand up man enjoy life babe x x x x x
I would tell her next time it happens, ';This is the last time I am doing this for you. If you don't start taking care of yourself I am through.'; You might want to look in to the psychological term ';Learned Helplessness';.





Good luck.

How do I get this guy to break up with his girlfriend and go out with me?

I want this guy as my bf SOOOOOOOO bad!!!!


But he has a gf that breaks up with him ALL the time. PLEASE tell me how to break up him and his girlfriend. I WANT HIM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!!!!!!How do I get this guy to break up with his girlfriend and go out with me?
just go up to him then kiss him... and tell him how you feel.... he will consider your point of view...How do I get this guy to break up with his girlfriend and go out with me?
It's not right to split up relationships. If they break up you can make a move but until then I think you should just leave it alone.
don't?





if he breaks up with her, because ';he has a gf that breaks up with him ALL the time'; then go after him





but don't try to split people up that just sucks

How do I get my guy friend to break up with his girlfriend?

So I've known this kid for a while, and he is a dating this girl that I cant stand. She is really mean to him. I dont want them to date anymore, because I like him. How do I get them to break up? I dont want to make it obvious that I want them over with, but I want it done. Any Suggestions.How do I get my guy friend to break up with his girlfriend?
Yea, get over yourself. If you made your question out to be with good intentions. How is she mean to him? If you think he deserves better then talk to him. But don't go being a ';home wrecker'; just because you like the guy and you don't want him with anyone. If that's not the case then great just be there for him and talk to him. because if you try to destroy what he has and he figures it out that it's you doing it. You will lose your friend. If he likes her, Then you just might have to get over it and try to like her too for your friends sake. Or hell when she's being mean just tell her, why are you being such a mean biyotch.How do I get my guy friend to break up with his girlfriend?
Sleep with him and then tell her about it. If you are like 12 then stop your crap and get over it.
Why do you want to be a bad girl?if he is happy with her and he consider you just a friend move out. Do not let the jealousy eats you.You will meet that one who deserve you.
Alison, the best way to get him to break up with her, is to make your relationship with him be cooler, more fun, deeper, and hotter than their relationship. Basically try to be as cool as possible with him, and give him good compliments often (without letting him pick up on the fact that you are doing so). Make him feel really good, and eventually he'll realize you are better person for him to date. Also this is key: as soon as you notice him wanting you a bit, or liking you a bit, play hard to get. Don't return his phone call one night. That way he'll realize that when he can't have you, he hangs out with his less fun and less cool girlfriend.





If that doesn't work, try getting him to come out with your friends, and make him seem like the hottest guy ever with your friends beforehand. That way when he comes to hang out, he feels amazing because all of your friends now like him. Best of luck.
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  • How do you break up with your boyfriend/ girlfriend?

    I don't need to know how i should. Just how do you?


    A) Text


    B) Have someone else do it for you


    C) Over the phone


    D) In person


    E) Note


    F) Myspace, Facebook, IM ect.


    G) Just dont talk to them


    H) Some other way





    Put the letter and answer please


    ( This is a bit like a poll)


    PLEASE ANSWER TRUTHFULLY(:How do you break up with your boyfriend/ girlfriend?
    In person, its better if you at least give him respect and say it infront of his faceHow do you break up with your boyfriend/ girlfriend?
    G
    Hands down in person. Everything else is too hurtful, detached and humiliating. Whenever you think about questions like these and dnt know whats the best way to go, just think what would you prefer. And you will see though all of the options will hurt the other person only one of them is decent. Good Luck.
    C) have someone else do it for me
    honestly, i know theres gonna be a lotta critisism for this, but i would say A.) text, because i find that that person can cry, or scream, or be upset and they still in theyre mind feel good in knowing the person that broke up with them never saw them broken if they were. hope i helped :)
    do it IN PERSON!!! if you are going to break someone's heart do it FACE TO FACE, and don't stay to see the mess, just do it, and take it out of your heart, and tell the truth, and make sure to end it!!
    in person
    D) In person





    Every other option is just rude and gutless.
    There is no painless way, but the best way is to do it face to face, and be honest. A lie will always surface, and at least after the anger and hurt subside, there will still be respect and trust which is, above all.
    d) tell them face to face is the only way on there besides stuff little kids would do
    D.) In person

    How can i get my friend to break up with his girlfriend? ?

    I have always liked my best friend but now he goes out with this girl.


    I think he has always liked me but I havent shown my feeling for him because i was scared. Recently ive been a lot more flirty.


    How can i get them to break up?! i know this sounds bad but i cant control my crush on him any longer!!How can i get my friend to break up with his girlfriend? ?
    If you really respect him as a friend you'll WAIT until they actually break up themselves. If they never break up then so be it.How can i get my friend to break up with his girlfriend? ?
    What type of this person does this make you out to be if you are willing to ruin a truly healthy relationship just because you want the man--because you weren't fast enough to make the move first? I mean, think about it--you snooze, you lose.





    Now think about what type of friend this makes you to hurt his feelings just for the possibility that he will may--may ask you out?





    I have wanted to break up several relationships regarding my ex-boyfriend--but I never did. Thing is, I found it more important to do everything I can to make him happy than it was for me to try to gain a relationship he didn't really want. To tell you the truth, I was quite certain that if their relationship failed and I was the cost--He would find out about it and our friendship would have been done forever.





    You willing to risk that?
    just WAIT. if he really likes you...even if you don't do anything, they will break up in no time. Don't try to make the break up look like it's your fault. ..Don't even flirt too much. If they broke up because you keep on flirting with the guy, then more or less u'll just cause a big trouble....just be PATIENT =)
    when a man really likes a woman he (usually) does not go out with other girls. he does not like you erotically. final. don't destroy his personal life!





    P.S. it is an offense for the word ';friend'; to be used by persons like you
    If you care about him as muchas you say you do you wouldn't even be thinking about breaking them up. You sound like a selfish person and I think you need to take a step back. If he is happy why should you or would you ruin his happiness???
    instead of doing something to get him to break up with his girl,I think you should just come clean and let jim know how you feel.Let him decide.You never know,you might be surprised by his response.
    Oh just leave them alone. Im sure they wont be together forever. Its your fault for not showing your feelings before he started dating this girl. Deal with it until they break up. Dont sabotage their relationship.
    If u have respect for him wait don't become a problem and break something up for no reason other than yourself and just have patients

    How to deal with a unique break-up issue?

    My girlfriend broke up with me today and she stated that she really liked me but she didn't want a boyfriend at the beginning of the year. I really like her but how should I deal with her considering we have many classes together. I don't want to drive her away from a future relationship.How to deal with a unique break-up issue?
    Give her a while to adjust to the new school year and explore options with other guys. If you really like her though remind her that you're always there and you care about her. When you have class together be friendly towards her but don't come on too heavy or she won't feel comfortable around you.How to deal with a unique break-up issue?
    i hate it when guys say that to me!!


    they always end up getting a gf the next day.


    so maybe you should just be friends with her, and then at least try to move on. thats what im doing...except im not friends with him cuz of some of the stuff he said about me...which is really rude, but whatever.


    good luck, i know it sucks that you have to see her everyday and it may hurt but dont let her know its bothering youu.


    she could take advantage of that. thats what my ex is doing to me.



    Buddy play this one! Be the coolest guy there make friends with every one and you will ether get her back or you will get so much more! Friends, and they will always be there for you like mine have been there for me!





    When you get older you will understand that I mean when I say the worl has many fish in the sea!





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    ';doesn't want a bf at the begining of the year';


    i find that hard to believe it looks cool to have a bf at the start of the year you should see all the kids making out at my school already
    It kind of sounds like one of those lame break up excuses. Why doesn't she want a boyfriend at the start of the year ? Try to find out that answer and take it from that point.
    Maybe you should just try and be friends with her because that way you are still close but she doesn't feel pressured either
    make her jelous.


    start flirtiing with another girl.


    its a lame excuse she gave you so make her want you back.